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Professional Alien Abductee Unisex T-Shirt: Share Your Cosmic Encounters!

Professional Alien Abductee Unisex T-Shirt: Share Your Cosmic Encounters!

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Elevate your extraterrestrial encounters with our 'Professional Alien Abductee' t-shirt!

This one-of-a-kind tee is designed for those who've had close encounters of the otherworldly kind. Crafted from high-quality materials, it offers a comfortable fit that's perfect for everyday wear or UFO watch parties. Whether you've got a captivating abduction story to share or just enjoy exploring the mysteries of the cosmos, this shirt will surely spark conversations.

Declare your cosmic credentials and show the world you're a pro at navigating the unknown. Join the intergalactic conversation today and order your 'Professional Alien Abductee' t-shirt now!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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